"I spot dancing bacon upon the horizon!" "In glorious stereo!" "Sails up, possums ho!" "Noorwaay~" Yacht Air Balloon Let us sail into the breezy air Lasers everywhere Piracy Is a way of life that we aren't used to Without the funny hair Plundering hats I will steal them off of people's heads Keep them for myself Sell them again We'll just keep on stealin' 'til we're rich or crash into flying bears "Thar she blows, Cap'n!" "The amazing technicolour dream whale!?" "No it's a fridge." "That be no fridge, mate. That be a fridge freezer street value three hundred dubloons!" "I think I saw one in Tesco for two hundr-" "Silence - after it!" Yacht Air Balloon Let us sail into the silver sky Synthetic ba** My engines run in time with filter sweeps And help us to climb And the world below Is so jealous of our pirate beats And our laser beams But we don't care We'll just keep on stealin' so we can eat And buy hats to wear Pirate Hats and Pirate boots and Pirate beards on a Yacht Air Balloon Floating round, these skies are ours We're the very best thing 'til Jean-luc Picard "Arr, everythin' be tastin' o' the Skwamblefunk! Nay, that be a bad thing." Yacht Air Balloon Let us rise above the creamy clouds Flyin' our Jack proud Searchin' for gold We will always be lookin' for treasure But nowhere cold Pirates we be We will download all the latest films And we'll never pay 'P2P' We'll just keep on seeding then move on to Somethin' else to share Pirate Beats and Pirate tunes and Pirate synths on a Yacht Air Balloon Sailing around, these skies are ours We're the very best thing 'til Jean-luc Picard! Pirate blues and Pirate twos and Pirate cats on a Yacht Air Balloon Monkey see as Monkey do, It's a Pirate's life on a Yacht Air Balloon!