Neonifur - My Christmas Tree Is A Star Destroyer lyrics

I got a christmas tree It's really quite a lovely tree indeed it's missing some o that christmas charm it's missing baubles and weapons-grade firearms I got a christmas tree it's really a wonderful tree indeed it needs a destroyer-1 ion engine then I'll go and put the hyperdrive system in I've got a christmas tree with lovely green foliage for all to see the targeting systems are up to date its lasers are ready and set to defensive state I've got a christmas tree with a phylon q7 tractor beam it needs some tinsel and an angel up high dual heavy ion cannons so you can die my christmas tree destroys all it see my christmas tree is the best it could be its deflectors shields will never be lost my christmas will conquer regardless of cost I've got a destroyer tree It's really quite spacey and christma**y armed to the teeth with skipray blast boats the quad heavy turbolasers hum deadly notes fear my formidable christmas tree activate christmas immediately prepare your christmas for a surface attack take evasive action it's a christmas trap! bow to my immense christmas tree its really quite a lovely tree indeed it's got all of that christmas charm turbolasers, ion cannons, destroyer-cla** firearms My christmas tree destroys all it sees my christmas tree is the best it can be INTENSIFY FORWARD CHRISTMAS POWER CHRISTMAS WILL FOREVER BE OURS!