Upon further review, we've declined to renew Your subscription to our magazine It seems that you've left your whole life in a mess And betrayed the new star of your dreams As harsh as that seems, a whole legion of teens Is waiting to knock down your door So be brave in the face, and you'll learn to replace All the flaws that you never cared for It's easy to ignore it While I'm bleeding, you ignore it The true son of man has a St. Tropez tan And he's surfing on your radio Well, I had a plan, it just got up and ran Out with the old troubadours The line for the door is too long to ignore Don't worry, your secret's still safe Your unfunny joke is still making me choke It's tasting like cold, bloody wine You're welcome to stay, but the F train is taking me home The last time I wrote you a song You just laughed and went home I'm just saying I'm just saying