Nelly - Real n***az lyrics

[Chorus: x2] Real n***as ride wit' us You haters gotta ride the bus Smoke 'til when my brain gon' bust Bank account so plush, the FEDs on us Real n***as ride wit' us (and dime ladies) You haters gotta ride the bus (we drop crazy) Smoke 'til when my brain gon' bust Bank account so plush, the FEDs on us Kyjuan's a preppy hippy, cross the bridgy of Mississippi I slang thangs, make bread, easy like Jiffy Call me a cool n***a or a Mr. refriger' Kids ask me ("Mr. can you get crunk and jiggy?") I reply quickly, bottle of Andres or Crissy Smoke backyard or sticky, my man, watch me get busy I wake up with two dimes, both named Nikki I'm a playa dirty, no pa**ion marks, no hickies Cats make me sick when I roll through why'all city Lookin like angry mad, face mad, teeth gritty You gon' make me go back into my days of you-City Cornrows, penny bros and new Dickies Ah sh**, when situation looks sh**ty I got that thang with me, plus I Puff like Diddy You n***as can't hang with me, or pop the pain with me So wrap somethin' mo' and hop in the Range with me Check, check No picture me rollin, Optimo, glocka four-four Four-do' Range Rov', mink with matchin Kangol Whole hood like "oh", freakin 'em out they mind D's with diamonds on 'em, jackers, I know they want 'em Not, you see the watch, Rollie or G-shot You hear me four, five blocks before you see me, that's the knock I need not speak on that, I speak on Zack And how he better fix my sh** or give my eight G's back Salute the rugged, flip screen, you gotta love it Navigational system behind the ten, duckin the public Take my chain off to thaw out, battle four out We fill, the fattest wad a hun'neds you ever saw out Son break the jar out, twist the muskie Only real n***as ride and smoke, patna trust me If I'm lyin, bad mouth, slap then crush me Cuss me, suplex lamb, grab the nine and bust me 'Cause only [Chorus] I'm like the battery, I come through every door on a cell (Duracell) Mr. energizer, forever ready to make a mil' f** that Cris', let it spill, I hit the gas, and make it peel I'm smokin' twenty inches of Parelli, wha, up off the wheel I hit the j**elry store at noon, slight case of the chills I got the face too damn chunky 'cause it's still read "twelve" Well hell, not a sh** starter but I be startin' some sh** Half the time I'm in the club, half the n***as gettin' pissed Me, got they miss, I done, caught they wrist And they be thinkin' you co*kblockin 'cause you gave her a kiss I walks over to your b**h and asks her "who's is this?" (yours Nelly) Tell 'em one more time just in case he forgets I be the sleepy eyed, kinky guy, the chinky eye Comin' be like I, ay, EI, ready the guy n***a hella high, country grammar, yellin "EI!" f**in' your cutie pie, forty-nine, not gettin' none You shoulda' seen this ladie's face when I walked in the bank I'm the school boy, I'm Hollywood, smellin' like dank Lookin' like I don't know left from right Holdin' a check, got the whole front desk like "Murphy's set for life!" I agree wit' em, I exchange sacks with seeds in 'em Drivin' eighty in the rainiest Rov', TV's in 'em I'm St. Lou, plus true to the arch equals I'm real I'm Hollywood, plus true to the heart equals a mil' I'm k**in' y'all, matter fact I'm k**in' myself In a category with T-Boz, I'm feelin' myself It gets no better, Slo says it gotta get better Gotta get wood, gotta get dubs, we gotta get leather I'm like, what, real playas roll on dubs (Lunatics like) And haters can't kick it wit' us (and our blunts tight) We smokin 'til our brain gon' bust Gettin' head in the back of the truck, City what up I'm like only [Chorus: x2]