Nellie Mckay - Mother of Pearl lyrics

Feminists don't have a sense of humor Feminists just want to be alone (boo-hoo) Feminists spread vicious lies and rumor They have a tumor on their funny bone They say child molestation isn't funny Rape and degradation's just a crime (lighten up, ladies) Rampant prostitution, s** for money (what's wrong with that) Can't these chicks do anything but whine Dance break Woo-hoo (Take it off) They say cheap objectification isn't witty, it's hot Equal work and wages worth the fight (sing us a new one) On demand abortion, every city (okay, but no gun control) Won't these women ever get a life Feminists don't have a sense of humor (poor Hillary) Feminists and vegetarians Feminists spread vicious lies and rumor They're far too sensitive to ever be a ham That's why these feminists just need to find a man I'm Dennis Kucinich, and I approve this message