Nellie Mckay - Dig It lyrics

Oh, I can't dance Yes you can, stop that Oh, I really can't Oh yes, you can Come on, right left, right left Just give it a try Really you can teach me Oh yeah, you got the legs for it 'Cause it seems to me Oh, it seems to you I said it seems to me You said it seems to you A such embarra**ing situation Calls for concentration Do you dig me, Jack? We dig you, Jack Can you think of a plan? We solid can Can you sing and dance? I'll take a chance Are your boots on right? I got 'em laced up tight Is Miss Miller a k**er From a Spanish villa? Is her dancing mellow? Why, mellow as a cello Then it seems to me obviously You wanna go right into your Terpsichore I never could do the conga Could never get through the conga But if you say do the conga I ain't hep to that step But I'll dig it I never could see mazurkas They're poison to me, mazurkas But if it's to be mazurkas I ain't hep to that step But I'll dig it When they invented the Charleston I was a total flop, right But say if you want to Charleston I'll never stop I'll dance till I drop I never could dig the polka The corniest jig, the polka But if you say dig the polka I ain't hep to that step But I'll dig it Alright Oh there you go, there you go down You can dance sugar That's not so hard What was that dance called? I never could do the conga Could never get through the conga But if you say do the conga I ain't hep to that step But I'll dig it I never could see mazurkas They're poison to me, mazurkas But if it's to be mazurkas I ain't hep to that step But I'll dig it When they invented the Charleston I was a total flop But say if you want to Charleston She'll never stop She'll dance till I drop I never could dig the polka The corniest jig, the polka But if you say dig the polka I ain't hep to that step She ain't hep to that step I ain't hep to that step She ain't hep to that step She ain't hep to that step