Nellie Mckay - Won't U Please B Nice lyrics

If you would sit Oh so close to me That would be nice Like it's supposed to be If you don't I'll slit your throat So won't you please be nice If you would hug your arms right around me That would be snug Like it's supposed to be If we part I'll eat your heart So won't you please be nice Oh don't you love this romancing Know that it's your life you're chancing Isn't it nice Now you've married me Sugar and spice Like it's supposed to be If you go i'll get your dough So won't you please be nice Stop with your jazz oratory I only listen to top forty N'Sync rules Isn't it nice Together we'll always live No sacrifice We'll vote conservative If you run I'll pull a gun Give me head or you'll be dead Salute the flag or I'll call you a f*g Oh won't you please be nice