Nekromantix - Horrorscope lyrics

Responded to an advert in the local news Fortune teller, full discretion, what could I lose It wasn't like I thought it would be Strange things happened to me Let me do your horrorscope I'll give you dreams, I'll give you hope It can turn out either way Good or bad, that's hard to say On the edge to suicide, this thing has driven me What seemed good turned into sorrow, pain, and misery