Neil - Hole In My Shoe lyrics

Hello, shoes I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to stand on you again Oh, wow! What a horrible dream I just had! I looked in the sky Where an elephant's eye Was looking at me From a bubblegum tree And all that I knew was The hole in my shoe which Was letting in water (Letting in water) Letting in water Oh, no What a really heavy bummer I walked through a field That just wasn't real With one hundred tin soldiers That stood at my shoulder (Fascists) And all that I knew was The hole in my shoe which Was letting in water (Letting in water) Letting in water Oh, no What's happening I climbed on the back of a giant anchovy And flew off through a gap in the clouds To a land where music was playing Incredibly loudly And everyone was really happy And having a really good time Except me I started to fall And suddenly woke And the dew on the gra** Had soaked through my coat And all that I knew was The hole in my shoe which Was letting in water (Letting in water) Letting in water Oh, what an amazingly beautiful vibe I think I'm gonna get in the bath with my shoes on 'Cause, like, it won't make any difference, right Oh, wow! Hey, I feel like I'm just, like, floating Is anyone lighting a Joss stick? I must be a pretty amazing guy, right To have dreamed all this Maybe it's 'cause I ate all that cheese I found Under the cooker Oh no, hang on Oh, I must be back in reality again Oh no, look at all that washing up Heavy Oh no, the plughole's bunged up with cornflakes I wonder why they don't make whole-meal cornflakes oh no, Dennis Moore's delivered more lupins.