Neil - The Happy Rappy Song lyrics

[INTRO PRE-HOOK: Gordon, Karl backup] This song is... Hippy hoppy happy rappy, {this is our jam} If you're hippy hoppy happy rappy, {come on and dance} Wiggy-wiggy-wiggle, and {shake it all about} Fat girls, let that booty jiggle {while we tell you what this song is all about!} [INTRO HOOK: Neil] Happy song It's the hippy-hoppy-happy-slappy Happy song It's the hippy-hoppy-happy-rappy song [VERSE 1: Gordon/Karl, Neil backup] What up, Karl? / Yo, G-Spot! / The illest crew is back I'm finally done washing my slippy-sloppy sack Let's get out the bath, it's time to rap our hippy-hoppy track This one's straight happy, ain't nothing bad or wack Not even a little accidental bu*t crack No untied shoes (NO!) or stepping in poo (NO!) Or finding out there's gum stuck to the poo stuck to your shoe (NO!) Or balls getting blue at the animal zoo (NO!) From watching monkeys screw and fling their poo at your yucky, mucky, sticky, gooey, gummy, pooey shoe (NO! NO! NO!) [HOOK: All] Hippy hoppy happy rappy, {this is our jam} If you're hippy hoppy happy rappy, {come on and dance} Wiggy-wiggy-wiggle (It's the hippy-hoppy-happy-slappy) Fat girls, let that booty jiggle (It's the hippy-hoppy-happy-rappy song) [VERSE 2: Gordon/Karl] We're dancing down the street, on our flippy-floppy feet When we happen to meet a bulimic freak So i FINGERSLAMMED THE sh*t OUT OF HER MOUTHHOLE! ... Jump in the 733, it's time to roll out Got a fat stack of ones, so we take the toll route Head to the barbershop, there's a special on cuts Mr. Barber...how 'bout you shave DEEZ NUTS! [Repeat HOOK]