Neil Patrick Harris - Bollywood lyrics

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Neil Patrick Harris - Bollywood lyrics

{NEIL} I'm singing a love song in a Bollywood musical Singing my thoughts to this Hindu acoustical I've brought puppets to this Indian art form To make sure this song will not cause a sh*tstorm (Vocalizing) My song's about a lady She's made of felt and yarn She is the beauty of the stable In her puppet barn I know that we're much different We're from two separate worlds She is a puppet cow and not a human girl I know just what you're thinking {PUPPET 1} Come on Neil, get it straight {PUPPET 2} Human, not puppet love's not something That these songs embrace {NEIL} So we walk through the shadows Her hoof is in my hand We never join the herd We've got a different brand Oh Brahma, oh what can I do? Don't want them to sensor us too I know it's a little taboo But I just got to make her scream "Moo!" Bollywood (Bollywood) Bollywood (Bollywood) Newfound love will make it's debut In Bollywood (Bollywood) Bollywood (Bollywood) All my bovine dreams will come true Why is it when I see her I get all wild and hot? Don't even get me started On her little puppet slot They say our love's forbidden It just can't be allowed Go head, arrange my marriage But please use this cow {COW} Yo, check it Here in my land, where I am sacred I know that my man is gonna fell your hatred But if I ain't free to love Won't ask permission from up above He's my man, and I'm his cow Damn right I pull his plow He tastes better than lamb curry Now close your mouth and let me finish my sturry He makes my udders hard Hate to play the sexy card Don't pretend to be scarred By me stompin' the yard Hey, what we feel is real Yeah, you know it's good So watch me give my man Some Bollywood {NEIL} Bessie, your love's divine {COW} We live in their world But it's our time {NEIL} Whenever you tickle my sala Holy cow, it really makes me holla Bollywood (Bollywood) Bollywood (Bollywood) Newfound love will make it's debut Bollywood (Bollywood) Bollywood (Bollywood) All my bovine dreams will come true (Instrumental) Bollywood (Bollywood) Bollywood (Bollywood) Newfound love will make it's debut Bollywood (Bollywood) Bollywood (Bollywood) All my bovine dreams will come true Come on over here now, let me ring that bell