Neil Innes - Questionnaire lyrics

Hey mister man on the street Excuse me Do you have a few moments to spare? Oh yeah Don't worry I'm not trying to sell you anything you wouldn't want I'm just a questionnaire Tell me what you think about this low-fat diet shampoo Do you think it's crunchy, half-crunchy or not crunchy at all? Put a tick in the appropriate box There's nothing to it Yes no don't know I don't care I'm only a questionnaire Only a questionnaire Please mister man on the street Believe me I'm only doing my job and I need to know Oh oh ho Everything about you Take it easy all you gotta do is answer yes or no Tell me what you think about the devil and the deep blue sea Do you think there's one true god, a false god or No god at all? (no god at aaaaaaaall) Put a tick in the appropriate box There's nothing to it Yes no don't know I don't care I'm only a questionnaire Yes no don't know I don't care I'm only a questionnaire Only a questionnaire Now can ya Tell me what you think about how easy it can be to buy a gun Do you think it's crazy, half-crazy or not crazy at all? Put a tick in the appropriate box...