Neil Innes - Finland/Fisch Schlapping Dance lyrics

[COMPANY] Finland, Finland, Finland That's the country for me! [MAYOR] Finland is the country where we dance Finland is the country where we play Here in Finland boy and girl can find a true romance In traditional Scandinavian vay! [COMPANY] Schlip! Schlap! [MAYOR] Schlip-a-schlap-a vay [COMPANY] Schlip! Schlap! [MAYOR] Schlap away all day [COMPANY] Schlip! Schlap! [MAYOR] You simply can't go wrong Vith traditional fish-schlapping song [COMPANY] Finland, Finland, Finland [MEN] The country where I quite want to be [SOLOIST 1] Pony trekking- [SOLOIST 2] Or camping- [COMPANY] Or just watching TV Finland, Finland, Finland That's the country for me [HISTORIAN, spoken] I said, "England." [COMPANY, spoken] What? Oh, sorry, sorry about that