Neil Halstead - The Man in the Santa Suit lyrics

At the KOC Local 3.13 There's a fat man standing By the soda machine And he knows, he knows, he knows Life can be funny He calls the hair salon Says put Loretta on 'Cause the mall just called and Said the last guy's gone And I know, I know God knows We need the money He's a big red cherry But it's hard to be merry When the kids are all laughing Saying, hey it's Jerry Garcia Ain't he cute? The man in the Santa suit And all the moms in town They bring their brats around But they can't keep still or Keep their root beer down Now it's up, hey how 'bout that It looks like a milkshake And Jimmy's grown this year Says mommy, quick come here Santa's sweaty and he smells like beer And he says, hey kid shut your mouth You give me a headache And he's jolly and hairy But it's hard to be merry When the guys at the bar Say he looks like a fairy But he's doing it just for the loot The man in the Santa suit At the KOC Local 3.13 There's a fat man standing By the soda machine And he knows, he knows, he knows Life can be funny