Eat, sleep and crap For it to prey on your needs Down a dark street In backwater Leeds I seen yer comin' Come in, lads! You seen the ad? Too bad, bad, bad What you get Is what you see It's a trickle-down theory And it's coming to me Life's a whip-round And I've got the whip It's a sinking ship Drip, drip, drip Drip-drip-drip goes the water Drip-drip-drip goes the water Drip-drip-drip goes the water Drip-drip-drip goes the water Take me in Throw me out Put me up Let me down Dark satanic Run-of-the-mill Sing us a song And I'll send you the bill My nicotine grip My smoking gun It's how I get my fun Better run, run, run Your olfactory nerves All up the spout You can't smell a rat When your nose is out Rent to k** By any other name Kiss an old flame Shame, shame, shame Drip-drip-drip goes the water Drip-drip-drip goes the water Drip-drip-drip goes the water Drip-drip-drip goes the water Take me in Throw me out Put me up Let me down Drip-drip-drip Drip-drip-drip Drip-drip-drip Drip-drip-drip Drip-drip-drip Take me in Drip-drip-drip Throw me out Drip-drip-drip Put me up Drip-drip-drip Let me down Drip-drip-drip Take me in Drip-drip-drip Throw me out Drip-drip-drip Put me up Drip-drip-drip Let me down