Neil Cicierega - Gadzooks (Original Version) lyrics

Everywhere I look I always see people who are crazier than me. Gadzooks! Gadzooks! You're all such crazy kooks! A bunch of flaky flukes. You're giving me the spooks. Everyone's gone funny in the head. I went outside and this is what I said... I said: Egad! Egad! I think you've all gone mad! Gone nuts at least a tad. It's really kind of sad. How can people so bizarre exist? (How can people so bizarre exist?) They should go to a psychiatrist. (They should go right now.) By Jove! By Jove! You've formed a crazy drove, and on the streets you rove! It's something that I loave... ...loathe. Gorblimey! Gorblimey! The situation's getting slimy! And I am just so stymied! I can't think of a rhymie. Gee Willikers! Gee Willikers! You're all mentally illikers! No, this is not a drillikers! Okay, this is getting sillikers. Odds-bodkins! Odds-bodkins! Don't know what that means. Gadzooks! Gadzooks! You're all such crazy kooky kooks!