Neil Cicierega - My Trains lyrics

My basement, uh Gonna show you my beautiful basement Where the concrete floor feels cool to the touch I'll turn up the heat if it's too much I'll turn on the lightbulb on the wire Turn on the dehumidifier I'm serious when I flick this next switch Look you in the eye, and I say, "check this" My trains, uh My trains, uh I got small ones, tiny little trains I come down here just to get away My trains, uuuuuuuh My trains, uuuuuuuh It's like magic, magic trains I wish these trains could take me away Chugga chugga woo-woo Chugga chugga woo-woo Chugga chugga woo-woo Chugga chugga woo-woo In the club The model railroad club, Motherf**er said sh** about my trains Might as well have took a sh** on my brain Cause I went insane I laid track on his a** with a styrofoam bat But the president never did let me back after that sh**, I said, "f** you, who the f** needs a punk a** choo-choo crew anyhoo?" My trains, uh My trains, uh I got small ones, tiny little trains I come down here just to get away My trains, uuuuuuuh M-m-m-m-my trains, uuuuuuuh It's like magic, magic trains I wish these trains could take me away Chugga chugga woo-woo Chugga chugga woo-woo I lie here every night, I feel like if I focus And think of getting smaller I'll gradually get smaller And if I get small enough my trains will seem much bigger And I'll be the conductor, the tiniest conductor Oh, then what you gonna do? What you gonna do? (What you gonna do, hmm?) What you gonna do? (What you gonna do?) Then what you gonna do? (What you gonna do?) What you gonna do then, huh? (What you gonna do?) What? What you gonna do? (What you gonna do?) What you gonna do? (What you gonna do?) What? What you gonna do when I'm f**ing small Like one inch tall You won't see me coming at all When I crawl into your ear late at night Yeah, you heard me right motherf**er, sleep tight And you think I'm just another bad dream But I'm a tiny little man in your bloodstream Little hands hold an artery shut Yeah, that's right motherf**er, then what? My trains My trains My trains, uh My trains, uh I got small ones, tiny little trains I come down here just to get away My trains, uuuuuuuh My trains, uuuuuuuh They're like magic, magic trains I wish these trains could take me away Chugga chugga woo-woo My trains Chugga chugga woo-woo My trains Chugga chugga woo-woo My trains Chugga chugga woo-woo My trains