Neil Cicierega - Numbers lyrics

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy But here's my number Eight, six, seven, five, three, oh nine Here's my number, so call me maybe Ba-ba-baby Baby Hey kids (Here's my number) Call 1-800-909-4300 (So call me maybe) To hear grandpa's scary stories and join the Junior Vampire's Club (Thirteen high) Call 1-900-909-UFOS (So call me maybe) This may be the most shocking phone call you'll ever make Eight, six, seven, five, three, oh nine I'm sorry, the number you have reached is not in service Here's my number, so call me maybe Ba-ba-baby Baby I am He-Man, call She-Ra and me at 1-900-909-2233 (So call me maybe) Get your parent's permission, there's a new adventure every day I have the power Call 1-900-500-5000 (Thirteen high) When all you can think about is one thing One sensuous people Sorry I'm not home right now I'm walking into spiderwebs So leave a message and I'll call you back A likely story, but leave a message and I'll call you back If you're all alone Pick up the phone And call Eight Who you gon' call? Who you gon' call? Who you gon' call? Think you better call Who you gon' call? Who you gon' call? Who can you call? Corey Haim and Corey Feldman are giving away out personal numbers (If you call me right now, I'll give you my private number) (Um, if you call that number, I'll give you my personal number if you call that and we'll rap) (Here's my number) $2 the first minute (So call me maybe) Forty-five cents each additional minute (Ba-ba-baby) (Baby) Ask your parents before you call (Here's my number) Dial 1-900-820-8888 (So call me maybe) And you could win the RoboCop GameBoy (Your telephone is linked to my weapon system) 1-900-909-3500 (So call me maybe) Get the secret clues and tips for Nintendo players Don't let Zelda down! Sorry I'm not home right now I'm walking into spiderwebs So leave a message and I'll call you back Wait for the beep You gotta leave your name You gotta leave your number Wait for the beep You gotta leave it at the beep Wait for the beep You gotta leave your name You gotta leave your number Wait for the beep You gotta leave it at the beep Wait for the beep You gotta leave your name You gotta leave your number Wait for the beep You gotta leave it at the beep Wait for the beep You gotta leave your name You gotta leave your number Wait for the beep (Sorry, wrong number) Sorry I'm not home right now I'm walking into spiderwebs So leave a message and I'll call you back A likely story, but leave a message And I'll call you back And it's all your fault I screen my phone calls No matter who calls I gotta screen my phone calls Eight, six, seven, five, three, oh nine Who you gon' call? Here's my number, so call me maybe (Eight, six, seven, five, three, oh nine) Baby Who you gon' call? Here's my number, so call me maybe (Eight, six, seven, five, three, oh nine) This is crazy