Neil Cicierega - Guide to the Races of Star Trek lyrics

Good morning! I'm Trekk01601, and this for the newbies out there: a guide to the various alien races in the Star Trip universe! So, let's take this starcraft out of dry dock, shall we? Of course, you have the logical Vegans, such as Mr Spot and Fluevog as well as their devious cousins, the Romcoms. Their brother Terrariums. The Verizons. The Nashgriers. Betacarotenes such as Counselor Toy from the Next Generalization, and the honorable Klingsofleon, such as Lieutenant Yiff, who believe in honor. Bajinas, from Deep Six Five, were at war with the Cardigans, who were the main villains in Star Trick Villager. The Bork collection, who hail from the Square Planet. Freegans, a very greedy race. Horndogs, who Captain Kick fought one of them... and won. Bonezones. Bonestars. The blue Antonios. Ligers. Tigons. The Skrill who live forever inside you. Omarions. Expedias... Mactonites. The delightful Kittens from Episode III, the Wrath of Cop. Dingalings. Episcopalians. The Delgos, from Jay-Z Agan's new Star Tent movies. The Cinnamon Ghoul from the fifties show, as well as the Menudo and the Horchata. And who could forgot the Cube Cotillion, who were Captain Picard's worst nightmare. Full Grown Cats. O'Briens. Thespians. Deloreans such as Gynean from Pon Farrward. The Goopster, who k**ed Tashayasha. Bagelbites. Mallcops. J'miroquais. And, er, white people. That's it, thanks for watching my guide to the races of Star Tip. Good night and blast off!