Neil Cicierega - Computer Fighter Rap lyrics

Once upon a time, there were three cool kids Neil, Ryan, and Kevin, just watchin' cool vids They saw a commercial for the championship So they raced to the arcade, lickity-split (That's right!) It was pinball bliss, it was video heaven But suddenly, Neil, Ryan and Kevin Saw mean Mitch Dollarton, that's his name He was hoggin' their numero uno game Computer Fighter Rap (Alright!) Computer Fighter Rap (It's the Computer Fighter Rap!) Computer Fighter Rap (It's a good time, that's right!) Computer Fighter Rap (Watch out!) His henchman, Max, kicked the Nеw Kids out And they were bummin', 'til thеy heard a shout! It was the one and only Daxter Flaxter The all-time world class video master He said "Hey, kids, don't you grieve" "Daxter's got a few tricks up his sleeve" He said he had a plan for them to win So they took his hand, and he zapped 'em in! Computer Fighter Rap (Video games!) Computer Fighter Rap (It's the Computer Fighter Rap!) Computer Fighter Rap Yo, Computer Fighters in the house! Game on, they did their best But first they had to beat Daxter's test Monsters, wizards, dinosaurs Who knew what else would be in store? (Uh oh!) They made it out to Level 2 But then, quack attack! It was the Quacker Crew But mess with Neil, Kevin and Ryan And pretty soon, you're gonna be dyin'! (That's right!) That's when trouble started brewin' Dollarton did his evil doin' He sent his fighter into the zone It was Gunfoot, the kids were on the run Computer Fighter Rap (Alright!) Computer Fighter Rap (It's the Computer Fighter Rap! Woo!) Computer Fighter Rap (It's a rap song!) Computer Fighter Rap They defeated the boss, hip-hip hooray The magic of friendship saved the day Dollarton's soul was forever trapped And that's the end of the Computer Fighter Rap Computer Fighter Rap (Uh-huh!) Computer Fighter Rap Computer Fighter Rap (Hee haw!) Computer Fighter Rap (And again, woo-hoo!) Computer Fighter Rap (Yo!) Yo, Computer Fighters in the house! Man, I tell ya, Neil, Ryan, and Kevin They know what's school, the high school!