[Verse 1] I f**ed up when I woke up Should've stayed in my dream, eating donuts Left quick, thinking I could beat the aftertaste, and just remembered that I f**ing meant to pa** away So congratulations, I played myself All I had to do was die in my sleep Won't off myself ‘cause I'm too weak and that's a major key to the gates of Hell I'm stuck My life's a stick in the mud, a.k.a. dick in the bu*t Basically, f**ed All I can do is give this, ‘cause I don't know how to give up Give me a slush Pulled up at Sonic and told ‘em put Nerds in the Blue Coconut “$3.20-WHAT!?” sh**, I thought it was happy hour... Can I borrow a buck? [Verse 2] So it's back to this world I don't f**ing like Heard my ex got a boyfriend the other night Checked Twitter, and I found Taylor Swift rapping Jumpman And people I respected are muthaf**in' Trump fans … How do I deal? How ‘bout a deal? That'd be a start I'm Mr. Krabs; I want “me money”, but they'll only give it when they have me heart Too late, it's under the floorboards Murder myself on stage every damn time Rip my insides out, let you pick through them Get bored, get inspired, get sick to them Do what you want with them; it's all I got, b**h Like a lousy t-shirt I wanna leave Earth… I just Snapchatted Neil deGra**e Tyson, like, “How do I leave Earth?!”