Negativland - The Playboy Channel lyrics
Supposing you're watching the Playboy Channel....
("Ooooh yes! Oh....")
and it's just about time for them to have an orgasm....
("....Oh! Oh! Harder! Oh! Oh! I think I'm gonna explode! Oh! Oh!....")
when all of a sudden....
Wham.
The horrible noise comes in, and completely destroys your orgasm on
the Playboy Channel.
("Oh yes!")
There it goes again. (YEAH!) That awful interference, wrecking your orgasm
on the Playboy Channel. (YEAH!)
You've called the cable TV company six times.
("oh oh oh oh oh o
h....")
Each time the technician comes out, he can't fix the problem.
He is fired.