Negativland - Pip Digs Pep lyrics

Say, Gang, have you ever stopped to think of this? You might be a dunk. Do you know what a dunk is? Well, if you don't, I'll tell ya. Pip digs Pep And Pep digs Pip Pip digs "Horrible Cup" And Pep takes a trip Ed takes the bus The bus is red Pep drinks "Horrible Cup" It goes to his head A dunk is a fella or girl who takes chances. Yes, Sir, dunks are just plain fools. Every year, thousands of dunks are hurt, just because they're dunks! They run out to the street without looking both ways They do all sorts of things they shouldn't do And they pay for it, too And Y'know, it's a shame, too 'cause, dunks are just plain fellas and girls, the only difference is: They get hurt Act like a dunk, and you won't be able to do all things that are so much fun to do. Don't you be a dunk! Don't take chances! Pam finds a pot Pip crosses the street Pip sits on the pot The pot tips on Pete The bike is red, and the light is green Pip digs the bike, But Ed is mean. Remember, look both ways before you cross the street Never ever step off the curve, until you know the coast is clear! It only takes a second, but it may mean the difference between a summer filled with fun, and months in bed. Don't be a dunk! Don't take chances! Remember. All the time. Everywhere. Be cautious. Take care. Your brain is loud And your dog is big The words change fast for you to dig You're in the street and you start to run Can't go too fast, when you're running over someone Well there's only one kind of person who takes chances around automobiles and that person is a dunk Sooner or later, dunks get hurt. They do all kinds of foolish things. As a matter of fact, Dunks just aren't very smart. Ed hugs Pam. Pam hugs Ed. The car goes fast. The light is red. The rain comes down, and the streets are slick. and you're feeling kind of a sick With a headache in my throat, and a sour in my head. In the street with lots of people, where I'm better off dead. And don't you forget! Some grownups are dunks too. The thing to remember is, don't start being a dunk - And you won't end up being one. Remember that, gang, don't be an old dunk! Don't take chances! Stop on the curve, and make sure the coast is clear. This is Mike Wallace reminding you All the time. Everywhere. Be cautious. Take care. Your brain is loud And your dog is big The words change fast for you to dig You're in the street and you start to run Can't go too fast, when you're running over someone Play safe, and you'll be able to keep right-on,???.