Negativland - I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For [specia lyrics

Negativland U2 I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For [specia (5:51) C: "Now, we're up to our long-distance Dedication. And this one is about kids And pets, and a situation that we can all Understand, whether we have kids, or pets Or neither. It's from a man in Cincinatti Ohio. And here's what he writes: "'Dear Casey, This may seem to be a strange Dedication request, but I'm quite sincere And it'll mean a lot if you play it Recently, there was a d**h in our family He was a little dog named Snuggles But he was most certainly a part of...'" Let's co...Let's start again...from, comin' Out of the record... Play the record, okay?... Please... CBJ: You can't get on the Frequency that I'm on Ya dumb son of a b**h C: "That's the letter U, and the numeral 2 The four-man band features Adam Clayton On ba**, Larry Mullen on drums, Dave Evans Nicknamed 'The Edge', on..." ...this is bullsh** Nobody cares...these guys are from England And who gives a sh**?! CBJ: Oh, yeah... C: It's a lot of wasted names That don't mean diddly-sh**! CBJ: I... Fer sure, fer sure You guys don't know where he's at You don't know sh** about him... C: This is bullsh**, this is bullsh**... CB1: Sounds like he's Portable, too C: Who gives a sh**, who gives a sh**? WCB: Yeah, it is close... C: Diddly sh**, diddly sh** Diddly sh**, diddly sh** CBJ: Yeah... WCB: Damn right C: Nobody cares! WCB: It's been getting Stronger all the time here... C: Snuggles CBJ: Yeah... C: Snuggles CBJ: Oh, yeah... C: Snuggles CBJ: Oh, yeah, OK... C: He was a little dog Named Snuggles [Dog barking] C: This is American Top 40 This is American Top 40 This is bullsh**, bullsh**, bullsh** CBJ: Ahhh, ya can't get ahold Of me, ya little f**in' twerp co*ks**er... [whistle] f** you! CB2: So when we find ya We want your blood CBJ: Here we go with the sh** "Tryin' to find 'im" again, "Oh When we find 'im..." You goddamn Haven't found, you couldn't find Your f**in' a**hole if your f**in' bu*t wasn't connected to it... Buncha f**in' white-a** honkeys Man, ya can't find sh**, stupid ba*tards CB2: I wanna meet you... Definitely, I don't think you Got the f**in' balls CBJ: You haven't found anybody Anywhere, anytime. You never have Given out his correct address, his f**in' right-on description, or a Car, or nothin'. You got some f**in' Bullsh** info... Ha, you haven't done sh** with 'im CB1: We didn't find you yet? We really didn't find you The first time? CBJ: When was the first time, huh? When was the first time? Hey, why Don't you give out his, his address An' what he looks like, and his car And all that f**in' information Goddamn, you got somebody there, I Dunno who, but go ahead and get all That sh** outta you, why don't you Go over there and knock on his f**in' Door man, ya, ya think ya know where He's at and all this sh**... C: ...See, when you come out of those Up-tempo goddamn numbers, man, it's Impossible to make those transitions... And then ya gotta go into somebody dyin'... [Dog growls] C: Goddammit if we can't come outta A slow record, I don't understand it... CBJ: [unintelligible] C: Why are we doing these instrumentals? Cause we got 'em? I don't understand it V1: This is also nothing new C: I don't understand it V1: This is also nothing new C: I don't understand it CBJ: [unintelligible] co*ks**er! V1: I think that people read More into the music than Is really there... C: Will somebody find out The goddamn answer? V1: In the 50's, they considered It vulgar and despicable to have songs Like "Teach Me Tonight," "Let's Do It" By Cole Porter, "All of You" by Cole Porter--those were considered Euphemisms for something dirty C: Who gives a sh**? V1: Some vulgar, dirty act C: Diddly sh**, diddly sh**! V1: The Kingston Trio sang a song That used the word "damn". It was Banned on the radio C: Goddammit! V1: In the 60's, there was a song Called "Louie Louie"... C: Goddammit! V1: ...it was played upside Backwards... C: Goddammit! V1: ...every way they could play it Looking for the dirty message C: Goddammit! V1: They never found the dirty message; The FCC was brought in C: Oh, f**! V1: Uhh, in the 70's, people went Through the same period, looking for The dirtiness of the song S (Coven): SATAN!...HAIL, SATAN! V1: I...waaat? S: HAIL!...[Whssshhh] V1: I... S: HAIL!...[Whssshhh] V1: I.. I really don't think that The Satanic message is there... CBJ: Go out an' f**in' Find him, man C: Snuggles CB2: Be prepared to meet your Maker... C: f**! CB2: I'm after your a**, boy CBJ: Aaaur, sounds like one of Those gay Bay boys... C: Snuggles CB2: Definitely. Meet me at Mohr Lane and, uh, Monument I'll personally meet you C: f**! CB2: You'll see me... C: Snuggles CB2: ...I'll be wearin' a red And white baseball cap, says "ABC Auto Parts" on it C: OK... CB2: Can't miss me, son C: OK... CBJ: Oh, he sounds like a real Fancy dresser now, doesn't he, ha, ha? C: OK... CB2: I'm gonna whup your f**in' a** C: OK, I want a goddamn concerted effort To come out of a record that isn't a f**ing up-tempo record everytime I do a Goddamn d**h dedication! It's the last Goddamn time, I want SOMEBODY to use his f**in' brain, to not come out of a Goddamn record that is, uh, that, that's Up-tempo and I gotta talk about a f**in' Dog dying!!! CB3: That guy gets himself Into so much sh**! CB1: ...stupid sh**head again... CB3: Who knows? He might be the Straightest kid in town C: Boy, is this f**in' ponderous, man Ponderous, f**in' ponderous CB3: Eat sh** and die, Richard! C: "This is American Top 40, right here On the radio station you grew up with Music Radio 138..." Oh, f**! CB1: Oh, f** you, Liz... CB3: Well, f** You Too, Richard CB1: Auuuw, f** you, Liz! CB3: f** You Too, Richard! CB1: You'd like to, yeah Wouldn't ya? CB3: Oh, I'm such a nice Kid, though ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ END OF FILE -- Dave Watson, Severed Heads Liberation Front (Re-release the _Stretcher_ EP!) "A man is measured by the depth of his anger."--Eddie Abstinance is great, when practiced in moderation