Neel Kolhatkar - Bogan Aussie Anaconda Parody lyrics

[Chorus 1: Frenchy SungaAttack] My brown snake don't My brown snake don't My brown snake don't want none unless you take it up the bum, love [Verse 1: Neel Kolhatkar] Sick c*nt named Dazza, used to live out in Parra Big pinga slinger money, he was raking in dosh Had some run-ins with the coppers, but he's paid off his mortgage Bought me Lowes and Target, he was keeping me stylish Now that's sick, sick, sick Gla** in my bumbag, c*nt I came dressed to shank Who wanna go first? I'll have them pushing waratahs Munted as sh**, only had six bong hits I'm on some dumb sh** [Bridge 1: Neel Kolhatkar] By the way, what he say, he can tell that my dole isn't late Come through and f** him in my Holden V8 Let him eat it off a plate, I ain't telling him to wait And he's telling me it's great, that he love my jailbait Say he don't like 'em sober, so he wanna date rape Then I'm pa**ing out at eight, and he's tagging in his mates Like dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun [Chorus 2: Frenchy SungaAttack] My brown snake don't My brown snake don't My brown snake don't want none unless you take it up the bum, love [The Roundabout Crew] f** me Bazza, look at her rig f** me Bazza, look at her rig f** me Bazza, look at her rig Look at her rig Look, look, look, look at her rig [Verse 2: Neel Kolhatkar] This bloke named Johno, used to drive in a Commo Dick bigger than a river, I ain't talking 'bout Murray Real country a** yobbo let me puff on his durry Mutt put his a** to sleep, now he's calling me Stilnox Now that's root, root, root I let him hit it, cause he got meth in the boot He gave me rimmies like his name Mark Skaife And when he done I make him buy me Supre I'm on some dumb sh** [Bridge 2: Neel Kolhatkar] By the way, what he say, he can tell that my dole isn't late Come through and f** him in my Holden V8 Let him eat it off a plate, I ain't telling him to wait And he's telling me it's great, that he love my jailbait Say he don't like 'em sober, so he wanna date rape Then I'm pa**ing out at eight, and he's tagging in his mates Like dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun [Chorus 3: Frenchy SungaAttack] My brown snake don't My brown snake don't My brown snake don't want none unless you take it up the bum, love [The Roundabout Crew] f** me Bazza, look at her rig f** me Bazza, look at her rig f** me Bazza, look at her rig Look at her rig Look, look, look, look at her rig [Outro: Neel Kolhatkar] Little bit fat but she got a nice rack Little bit fat but she got a nice rack Little bit fat but she got a nice rack f** me Bazza, look at her rig Yeah, he love these big titties, ha ha ha haaa Yeah, this one for my b**hes with big titties in the f**ing club I said where my big titty big b**hes in the club f** the skinny b**hes, f** the skinny b**hes in the club I wanna see all the big titty a** b**hes in the motherf**ing club f** you, skinny b**hes What? Cha ha ha ha ha ha haaa I got big tits, big fat f**ing tits c*nt