Necro - The Asshole Anthem lyrics

[Intro - From Commando Film] Cooke: "f** you a**hole!" Matrix: "f** you a**hole." [Hook] [x2] (Ani DiFranco - Used To You) I'm still here because I got nothing else to do You're an a**hole but I'm getting used to you I like the fact that you talk incessantly I got a thing for a**holes who tell good stories [Verse 1:] I'm an a**hole That's why I'm singing it I wanna f** your a**hole and stick a finger in it Grab my pole, ho s** the head out I'm mad cold, b**h f** or get out! I'm not your friend Unless you're my f** buddy You got your period? I'll f** you bloody Study the tactics of an a**hole It takes practice to mack like this You're just an average, frustrated chump Dumb ba*tard Masturbating hump Telling her she's beautiful is unsuitable You're better off calling her a doodie bowl Negative sh** will get you in bed with her quicker f** with her head, women are sick I might not put any work in While your jerkin' me off s**in', your neck hurtin' I don't cum quick so I might not squirt for an hour from now I admit it I'm a jerk Check my Blackberry while you slurp Show you no respect cause you're a herpes lurch Using teeth Wack head game So I smack you and choke you into the bed frame You like the way I keep sh** hard & gutter Cause you're a p**y fart cutter [Hook] [Verse 2] When you stick your bum out You make me wanna dumb out If I'm an a**hole You're the sh** that comes out You want fake D-cups? Street puppies A mansion? f** you! Give me a pre-nup Before she gets half of the math I'll cut her in half and laugh Divorce her from her torso The art of seduction Her private parts in conjunction I'm trying to f** skins Like Beecher You're a herb Lonely male I'll teach you the proverbial Holy Grail A female creature Treat ya the way you teach her to teach ya Don't be frail My nuggets of wisdom You always like it rugged[?] Chugging down buckets of jism I'll f** you like a thug in prison Make you s** it like a s*ut organism Got love sick female stalkers They love dick Treat 'em like streetwalkers in public Realize this Women are prizes I want mine, nice thighs, large size tits Don't be a s**er There's beautiful women everywhere Ready to pucker At the coffee shop, the office, the gym or the street Lookin' to meet Go find her and f** her [Hook] "You're an a**hole, man."