Everybodys welcome to the hooley! Everybodys welcome to the hooley! As long as you ain't ructious or unruly 'Cos Everybodys welcome to the hooley! Ye eejits from white power, you can take a golden shower If youre gonna come here spoutin all yer crap - 'though we fly our colours, its no stick to beat no others Lets make it clear were just here for the craic (fact: so no-one gets attacked!) Everybodys welcome to the hooley! Everybodys welcome to the hooley! As long as you ain't ructious or unruly 'Cos Everybodys welcome to the hooley! I think you are mistaken when you see our flags we're wavin' -You think we're sayin' somethin' that we're not: After years of being oppressed, we're just proud we can express What we are, and not confused with what we're not (& you bet yer life we're not!) Every bodys welcome to the hooley!, etc All those people back at home now, who didn't really roam now And are giving Xenophobia a go We're the very last nation that can begrudge immigration So shut up to feck ya make a holy show! (Of all of us- with all your stupid fuss!) So! -Every bodys welcome to the hooley!, etc (Just repeat until everyone, kinda like, gets the general idea, y'know )