[Verse 1] What are we doing flying a car? We're only twelve years old I can't believe that we haven't crashed yet It's only a matter of time [Chorus] And Ron got a Howler From Mrs. Weasley The only good thing about living with the Dursleys Is that they don't care about me [Verse 2] We crashed it right into the Whomping Willow What a way to arrive I can't believe that we didn't get expelled It's only a matter of time [Chorus] And Ron got a Howler From Mrs. Weasley The only good thing about living with the Dursleys is that They don't care about me No, they don't care about me