NBA - 2014 Draft lyrics

RD | Pick | Team | Player | Position | College 1:00: 6 hours away... 1:30: Did the draft results leak already? 6:30: We're a half hour away! 6:41: Andrew Wiggins or Three Amigos? We can't decide. 6:44: Will Andrew Wiggins catch the Drizzy curse? 7:11: Jay Bilas mentions Wiggins' long arms, coming dangerously close to saying "wingspan." 7:22: There it is! The first "wingspan," drink up! 7:29: Was Joel Embiid pranked, or does he know something we don't? 7:33: NBA Commissioner Adam Silver cheered at the podium, unlike his predecessor. Cavs are on the clock! 7:41: 1 | 1 | Cavaliers | Andrew Wiggins | SF | Kansas 7:47: 1 | 2 | Bucks | Jabari Parker | SF | Duke 7:54: 1 | 3 | 76ers | Joel Embiid | C | Kansas 7:55: Two Kansas players taken in the top 5, remind me again why they didn't win the NCAA Tournament... 8:01: 1 | 4 | Magic | Aaron Gordon | PF | Arizona 8:06: 1 | 5 | Jazz | Dante Exum | SG | Australia 8:12: 1 | 6 | Celtics | Marcus Smart | PG | Oklahoma State 8:16: 1 | 7 | Lakers | Julius Randle | PF | Kentucky 8:21: Randle becomes the next teammate Kobe won't pa** the ball to 8:22: Do you think Randle was happy to be "attained" by the Lakers? 8:23: 1 | 8 | Kings | Nik Stauskas | SG | Michigan 8:29: 1 | 9 | Hornets | Noah Vonleh | PF | Indiana 8:35: NBA draft an*lysts talking about fashion... 8:36: 1 | 10 | 76ers (traded to Magic)| Elfrid Payton | PG | UL Lafayette 8:38: Are the 76ers preparing to tank again? 8:39: Elfrid Payton's hair is CRAZY! 8:42: WINGSPAN! DRINK! 8:42: 1 | 11 | Nuggets (traded to Bulls) | Doug McDermott | SF | Creighton 8:49: Doug McDermott traded to the Bulls 8:51: 1 | 12 | Magic (traded to 76ers) | Dario Saric | PF | Croatia 8:52: Jalen Rose just said anyone can fall in love at 3 AM on Youtube. 8:55: 1 | 13 | Timberwolves | Zach LaVine | PG | UCLA 8:56: Saric headed to Philly in exchange for Elfrid Payton and his hair. 8:58: The Timberwolves really seem to love UCLA players. 9:03: 1 | 14 | Suns | T.J. Warren | SF | NC State 9:10: 1 | 15 | Hawks | Adreian Payne | PF | Michigan St. 9:15: Commissioner Silver pauses the draft process to honor Isaiah Austin - very cla**y gesture. 9:20: 1 | 16 | Bulls (traded to Nuggets) | Jusuf Nurkic | C | Bosnia-Herzegovina 9:26: 1 | 17 | Celtics | James Young | SG | Kentucky 9:29: Bill Simmons resigned himself to the fact that he will be on Youtube after his Celtics selection fist pump. 9:33: 1 | 18 | Suns | Tyler Ennis | PG | Syracuse 9:36: 1 | 19 | Bulls (traded to Nuggets) | Gary Harris | SG | Michigan St. 9:42: This is the first time in the common era where three Canadian-born players were drafted in the first round. 9:45: 1 | 20 | Raptors | Bruno Cabocio | F | Brazil 9:50: Zach Lowe with an interesting take on the Raptors' questionable selection. 9:51: 1 | 21 | Thunder | Mitch McGary | PF | Michigan 9:54: The Heat right now, as they try to move up and draft Shabazz Napier. 9:58: 1 | 22 | Grizzlies | Jordan Adams | SG | UCLA 9:59: Anyone else think Adam Silver kind of looks like Lord Voldemort? 10:03: 1 | 23 | Jazz | Rodney Hood | SF | Duke 10:06: 1 | 24 | Hornets (Traded to the Heat) | Shabazz Napier | PG | UConn 10:09: The Heat will be fulfilling LeBron's wishes - they just traded for Napier. 10:10: That explosion you just heard was the sports world's reaction to a team willingly helping out the Heat. Wondering how Bill Simmons is taking the news? 10:14: 1 | 25 | Rockets | Clint Capela | PF | Switzerland 10:20: 1 | 26 | Heat (for Hornets) | P.J. Hairston | SG | Texas Legends 10:25: During the commercial break, we'd like to remind you of Tom Penn's "South Beach" slip-up. 10:28: 1 | 27 | Suns | Bogdan Bogdanovic | SG | Serbia 10:33: 1 | 28 | Clippers | C.J. Wilcox | SG | Washington 10:40: 1 | 29 | Thunder | Josh Huestis | SF | Stanford 10:47: 1 | 30 | Spurs | Kyle Anderson | SF | UCLA 10:57: 2 | 31 | Bucks | Damien Inglis | SF | France 11:00: 2 | 32 | 76ers | K.J. McDaniels | SF | Clemson 11:05: 2 | 33 | Cavaliers | Joe Harris | SG | Virginia 11:07: 2 | 34 | Knicks | Cleanthony Early | SF | Wichita State 11:09: 2 | 35 | Jazz (traded to Grizzlies) | Jarnell Stokes | PF | Tennessee We're going to stop adding times now, because the picks are coming in at a rapid fire pace. 2 | 36 | Bucks | Johnny O'Bryant | PF | LSU 2 | 37 | Raptors | DeAndre Daniels | SF | UConn 2 | 38 | Pistons | Spencer Dinwiddie | PG | Colorado 2 | 39 | 76ers | Jerami Grant | SF | Syracuse 2 | 40 | Timberwolves | Glenn Robinson III | SG | Michigan 2 | 41 | Nuggets | Nikola Jokic | C | Serbia 2 | 42 | Rockets | Nick Johnson | SG | Arizona 2 | 43 | Hawks | Walter Tavares | C | Spain 2 | 44 | Timberwolves | Markel Brown (traded to the Nets) | SG | Oklahoma State 2 | 45 | Hornets | Dwight Powell | PF | Stanford 2 | 46 | Wizards | Jordan Clarkson | PG | Missouri 2 | 47 | 76ers | Russ Smith (traded to Pelicans) | PG | Louisville 2 | 48 | Bucks | Lamar Patterson | SG | Pittsburgh 2 | 49 | Bulls | Cameron Bairstow | C | New Mexico 2 | 50 | Suns | Alec Brown | C | Green Bay 2 | 51 | Knicks | Thanasis Antetokounmpo | SF | Delaware 87ers 2 | 52 | 76ers | Vasilije Micic | PG | Serbia 2 | 53 | Timberwolves | Alessandro Gentile | SF | Italy 2 | 54 | 76ers | Nemanja Dangubic | SG | Serbia 2 | 55 | Heat | Semaj Christon | PG | Xavier 2 | 56 | Nuggets | Roy Devyn Marble | SF | Iowa 2 | 57 | Pacers | Louis Labeyrie | PF | France 2 | 58 | Spurs | Jordan McRae | SG | Tennessee 2 | 59 | Raptors | Xavier Thames | PG | SDSU 2 | 60 | Spurs | Cory Jefferson | PF | Baylor