Natural Wood - Not Gay lyrics

There have been a lot of questions about our s**ual discretions, but we're not gay, not gay And I'm kinda tired of it so I'll tell ya where to shove it, no we're not gay, not gay So here's a little song, you can try to sing along It moves a little fast, but we're gonna try and pa** To you the information 'cause it needs articulation that we're not gay We hang out together and we sing of chains and leather, but we're not gay, not gay And I know it gets confusing but it's really not amusing, No we're not gay, not gay Maybe it's just compensation, but we're here to tell the nation, Even though we drink martinis, We can still enjoy bikinis, Not the ones that we are wearing, but the ones that we are staring at We're not gay You're the Michael to my Crichton, The Jura**ic to my Park, But we're not gay, not gay You're the Rosa to my bus, We don't discriminate or fuss And we're not gay, not gay You're Garfunkel to my Simon, You're the QB to my lineman, That Garfunkel bit was low, But you know you really blow, And not the way that you are thinking, And this metaphor is sinking, And we're not gay And so we near the end, Though we really are just friends, And we're not gay hay look but out of our lives And despite what you are wishin', No I really wouldn't kiss him, No we're not gay, not gay , we know that crying's not for guys, But this song is so upsetting, And it really isn't letting us, Express our deep obsession with constantly reminding you we're not gay Not that there's anything wrong with that We're just really not gay..ay..ay ...You queer