Native Strangers - #CollegeProblems lyrics

[Verse 1: OwdaBounds] When I was growin up I never rode the school bus I always had more cla** then the f**in school does Ball up , yall is stuck in the bleachers And this is for the kids who ditch cla** and say f** they teachers Man it wasn't possible for me to be head of the cla** Cause I was always endin up way ahead of the cla** Counselors keep tellin me I got my head up my a** But I been sayin b**h, s** my dick causeI said it would last And now our rise is gonna be fast You studyin us in astronomy cla** I'm inside the dorm smokin ton of the gra** We the dudes you hope you run into last We stay tearin up universities Been doin our thang universally Cause certainly it hurts to be 45 workin at burger king I'm f**in half the sororities And they comin back for some more of me Cause they are just a bunch of who*es to please They prolly just wantin me for my steez I'm payin thousands to do homework, rather get paid thousands to do shows And have an accountant that snorts blow And hike up a mountain made of dro [Hook] Shoutout Miss Cruise yo titties is the best those is some A+ titties Shoutout to the bookstore for chargin me 100 f**in dollars for a 10 dollar book Shoutout to my homegirl Jazzie yo for real though thats the best head I ever got in my dorm room Shoutout to trojan condoms I fux which yall man, literally Shoutout to Four Lokos for making me drunk as f** but I can't sleep so im in history cla** and I can't do sh** History cla**, test pushed back, grab my bag you know I'm leaving Don't nobody give a f** bout some n***a named Grover Cleveland f** man, I'm so broke I'm needin dough it's getting old just eating Ramen everyday, I should be rhymin' gettin paid I dont really go to cla** a lot, 4 more years I'd rather not When it comes to this college sh**, I'm the opposite of Asher Roth Man, I would leave today but you know what mom's say Every college dropout doesn't end up being Kanye My boy Benny got him a degree in art My boy Benny stocking dvd's at Wal-Mart You ain't guaranteed the polo and the golf cart So I'm yelling f** school, momma I'mma ball hard My future isn't for a professor to decide If you don't ever live, all you do is die And for me a suit and tie is suicide I want that stupid ride ballin lookin supa fly