Wilbur: Styles keepa changin The worlds rearrangin But edna your timeless to me Hemlines are shorter A beer costs a quarter But time cannot take what comes free Your like a stinky old cheese babe Just gettin riper with age Your like a fatal disease babe But theres no cure So let this fever rage Some folks can't stand it Say time is like a bandit But i take the opposite view Cause when i need a lift Time brings a gift Another day with you A twist or a waltz Its all the same schmaltz With just a change in the scenery You'll never be old hat Thats that! You're timeless to me Edna: Oh Wilbur i love you! Fads keep a fadin' Castros invading But wilber you're timeless to me Hairdos are higher Mine feels like barbed wire But you say im chic as can be! You're like a rare vintage ripple A vintage they'll never forget So pour me a teeny weenie triple And we can toast the fact We ain't dead yet! I can't stop eating You're hairline's receding And soon you'll have nothing at all So you'll wear a wig While i roast a pig Hey! pa** the geritol! Glenn miller had bra** That chubby checker's a gas But they all pa** eventually You'll never be pa**e Hip horray! You're timeless to me! (Musical Interlude) Wiblur: You're like a broken down Chevy Edna: All i need is a fresh coat of paint Wilbur: And edna You got me goin hot and heavy You're fat and old But baby Boring you ain't! Both: Some folks dont get it But we never fret it Cause we know that time Is our friend Yeah, its plain to see That you're stuck with me Until the bitter end And we got a kid Who's blowin the lid Off the turnblad family tree Edna: You'll always hit the spot BIG SHOT! You're timeless to me Wilbur: You'll always be du jour Mon amour You're timeless to me Edna: You'll always be first string Wilbur: Ring-a-ding-ding! Both: You're timeless to me Edna: You're timeless to me Wilbur: You're timeless to me Both: You're timeless to me