Nathan Lane - The Oldest Established Floating Crap Game In New York lyrics

[NICELY] The Biltmore garage wants a grand [BENNY] But we ain't got a grand on hand [NATHAN] And they now got a lock on the door Of the gym at P.S. 84 [NICELY] There's the stock room behind the McCloskey's bar [BENNY] But Mrs. McCloskey ain't a good scout [NATHAN] And things being how they are The back of the police station is out [NICELY/BENNY] So the Biltmore garage is the spot [NATHAN] But the one thousand bucks we ain't got [COMPANY] Why it's good old reliable Nathan! Nathan, Nathan, Nathan Detroit! If you're looking for action, he'll furnish the spot Even when the heat is on, it's never too hot Not for good old reliable Nathan! Where it's always just a short walk To the oldest established, permanent floating Crap game in New York There are well-heeled shooters everywhere, everywhere There are well-heeled shooters everywhere And an awful lot of lettuce For the fella who can get us there [NICELY/BENNY/NATHAN] If we only had a lousy little grand We could be a millionaire! [COMPANY] That's good old reliable Nathan! Nathan, Nathan, Nathan Detroit! If the size of your bundle you want to increase He'll arrange that you go broke in quiet and peace In a hideout provided by Nathan Where there are no neighbors to squawk It's the oldest established permanent floating Crap game in New York Where's the action? Where's the game? [NICELY/BENNY/NATHAN] Gotta have the game Of we'll die from shame [COMPANY] It's the oldest established, permanent floating Crap game in New York!