Nasty Hazzard & MC Jerome - Bing Bong lyrics

Nasty and Jerome are very naughty naughty...naughty...naughty...naughty...naughty yeahh blud aiiiite yep yep yep brrrap yes nasty and jerome innit f** you up reppin chivalric c brrrap you j**demi pricks beth youre fat! once and always..... (Nasty) Nasty Hazzard and MC Jerome phenomally stoned on the microphone were seizing rap like caesar seized rome remembering chivalric you aint alone name is nasty life full of hazzard maverick regenade life full of daggers life for me is music my pa**ion s** d** dont i like fashion ecko academic flatcaps, do-rags masturbate to my p**no mags smoke the joint of hatred everyone says that im al-ways be-la-ted out of time but always benign to my friends.... i show no benevolence so much eloquence when im chung my raps have no relelvance ding my boy jerome tell him to leave home, come get stoned im ever so prone to prevail in my zone knight in shining armour hit you with the drama - released by the karma and cos i kneel down to the king gimme a ding and i might just say bing bong! (Jerome) i snap like king kong so dont get in my way cos i never am wrong i would spitroast you but that takes too long what im here for tonight is to get f**ing monged monged off my face its a f**ing disgrace, lights make you so dizzy acting oh-so silly playing games all night like budweiser check that b**h out i got my eyes on her my rhymes so deep im sharp as razor never lost my gift despite being such a blazer underestimate me ill shock you like taser and then make you eat my f**ing sh**.... but ill let that go this time even though you messed up my f**ing rhyme i think that its time to hit the dro' get ready for it dont be too slow man this dont shower man fo' sho' dez dez my man you my hero chorus: (Jerome) someone set me B's on zoot or ill k** 'em on second thoughts set me draw for a min and ill bill 'em up a nice L yeah that will just chill 'em then well play bing bong until we just drill 'em (Nasty) 50 second joint rinse sure will k** 'em zoot upon zoot but let jerome bill 'em get out the beers yeh we should just chill 'em then comes bing bong nasty just thrill 'em (Repeat chorus) (Nasty) im the best i dont come from the west im north all my life and im feeling the strife, the strife is rough i got cut by a knife nine times yeah you dig my rhymes blazing make you feel like running a mo-no-po-ly sitting in a bar looking pretty just sipping shandy --- lets pick up a key of draw and smoke it all in the school dont need motivation, renotation, its my location that breeds my vocation alienation hazzard has no patience f** with me its all dilapidation pTc gonna f** you up all you j**demi pricks we wont back you up nasty hazzard dont take liberties dont you f** i got history who do you think taught you to bust knees now who do you think taught you to smoke trees Josh Es, Apple Cs, Hydraulic Bs and Jamie Ts i set J a ding-a-ling if he gives me a bing-b-bing-bing-bing-bing-bing (Jerome) bong! dont you see my point all i wanna do is blaze a joint i dont care what it is roll up a bob marley get it toking like heaven that would be gnarly make sure its all spread though - proportionate a rip on that end would be unfortunate mess my zoot ill get the UCS army come down on you like a f**ing tsunami this sh**s good get that copy and pasted and meanwhile make sure i get f**ing wasted cos i remember the times of pokemon blue like when charizard 'gainst pikachu sh** use tailwhip to bring defence down diminishes hit points - bring 'em to the ground get scooped by onix while battling rock pikachu attacks but no effect from thundershock i think that the situations getting quite hairy might be time to bring on clefairy looks like dead meat all she does is just sings but pidgeots here now spreading her wings looks like onix just got dusted its super effective rock just got busted got your first badge now - good on you ash and look - you even got a sh**load of cash shame that your mum has got bare fanny rash and that you cant come here and spark up some hash dont worry too much just go home cos my batterys dead dont f** with jerome (Chorus) (Repeat Chorus) Chicken Dippas! Bruuup brrrruuup Jewdemi pricks Bruuup brrrruuup Dj hydraulics Bruuup brrrruuup Dj wal-wal Bruuup brrrruuup Blud! Bruuup brrrruuup Yo yo come on Bruuup brrrruuup Chicken Dippas! Bruuup brrrruuup Jewdemi we'll f** you up!Bruuup brrrruuup Yessssss