Nashville p**y - Johnny Hotrod lyrics

Well his name is Johnny Jr But his friends call him Hotrod And he's rummaging through An old Ford graveyard He's a dirt track demon Don't care what you say And he's working on a plan To blow 'em all away He got a last minute sponsor From the Catfish Cafe Got drunk and hauled it down To Kentucky Motor Speedway But he was too coked up To wait for the starting flag So he flipped them all off And said "So long f*gs!" Well he crashed through the wall When he blew out a tire Took out the first row of ducks And set the stands on fire When they pulled him from the wreckage He said "Did I get a win?" They said "No you stupid boy You just f**ed up again"