Napoleon XIV - Goofin' on the Job lyrics

Hey! Hey! She's gone away! Goodbye and good riddance to her, hooray! hooray! hooray! And I'm sitting in the office Goofing on the job, just throwing little darts at her photograph hanging on the wall Hey, what the hell is it? I always miss I haven't hit it yet So, what? And why am I upset? Perhaps I need to get... new... darts Of course It's all I put them in the jar And now I think I'm feeling better than before! Oh boy! It's just a toy And I best begin to work or I'll be unemployed 'cause I'm sitting in the office Goofing on the job, just thumbing up my nose at her photograph hanging on the wall Oh, I'm so sorry I didn't mean to do that sort of thing Oh no! How can I make it up? Perhaps, if only this, a kiss Okay? Relax. I'll kiss the photograph And just to think I've almost ripped the thing in half Oh, gee, what's wrong with me? I best put the picture away before I blow my tree 'cause I'm sitting in the office Goofing on the job, just shouting dirty words at her photograph What? It isn't there... It never was There is no photograph It's just the window Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!