We are more true than true, forged by the gods of metal To fight the battle ,against poser synth-pop-metal Our Metal is so strong 'cos ourdick is so long Our Metal is so strong 'cos ourdick is so long But your dick is short ,summon the defenders of the true With their mighty viagra-storm ,so your dick will be long And metal will be more strong! Now we are together, an army of meat spikes We march to the next battle With more power than the fart of a mammoth But goddam we get some more viagra ,to power our long dicks/ but the blood is running out So the dick is now short Our girls are gone with some gothic gay guy His gay synth songs took away them all Now we are all gay but halford is with us So we are still true! Our Metal is so strong 'cos our dick is so long Our Metal is so strong 'cos our dick is so long