Nancy Vandal - I Want To Be A Gladiator lyrics

[i]Hi, I'm the Hooter! And I like winning![/i] Oh I wanna be a Gladiator, because I like to win I like to wear tight little pants and hang out at the gym I wanna be a Gladiator really, really bad And if you will not let me, then I'll be very sad I like Gauntlet for its thrills and spills While Hang Tough tests my mental sk**s, oh yeah The challengers would always lose And I'd mock them in post-match interviews, oh yeah Oh I wanna be a Gladiator, because I like to win I like to wear tight little pants and hang out at the gym I wanna be a Gladiator really, really bad And if you will not let me, then I'll be very sad I like Skytrack's thrills and spills While Powerball tests my mental sk**s, oh yeah The challengers would always lose And I'd mock them in post-match interviews, oh yeah Oh I wanna be a Gladiator, because I like to win I like to wear tight little pants and hang out at the gym I wanna be a Gladiator really, really bad And if you will not let me, then I'll be very sad Oh I wanna be a Gladiator, because I like to win I like to wear tight little pants and hang out at the gym I wanna be a Gladiator really, really bad And if you will not let me, then I'll be very sad [i]Tough guys, tough Gladiators, tough games And after Skytrack, there's no points for our challengers so far Tough luck![/i]