[Kool Keith] 1-2! Caught you motherf**ers in the studio You know, this ain't Julio f** around, you smokin the cooty though f** you n***as with sports shirts, you n***as rap the worst I piss and take a sh** on your verse In front of your family. stick my co*k in your nurse You better buy the a**, stop tryin to get the p**y first Cornballs in Symphony Hall, I stand proud and tall Look at your wife, the b**h is trife, face like a grey mice I rock the sheepskin, take a picture of me twice s** my dick, congratulate me like LL and Slick Rick f** the movie flicks Buy your girl a jersey, some Yankees tix Your phony-a** DJ let the gorilla mix Whip his a** when he come home at six Yo~! Bring some girls, no co*k and dicks Gt your h**n, I got your fix That's the mansion, your favorite stars' naked flicks Let you cheat like Eric Bonet Pull my dick out, f** Halle Berry and Renee Most of you cats like the men, y'all look the other way Leave your girl sh**tin on the toilet, walkin the one way The peanut bu*ter way, you hang with them pissy a**es Girls with deceivin looks and masks-es I'm the type of guy to sh** on your Armani gla**es You know~! You buy the case by the pound Look at your motherf**in pie face, look at you turn round Go put on your f**in cap and gown I'll let you get on stage, I'll watch you try to f**in get down Yo I'm in this motherf**in piece, I'm in this motherf**er to release You n***as know the sh**, you n***as know who's legit f** around I'll look at you and look at you and make you have those big tits f** around your face full of zits Look around you can't rap you the f**in pits I hate this sh**, you fake in this sh** You ain't takin this sh**, you ain't doin nothin, you ain't earthquakin this sh** Look around, you know you cats how you sound f** the sports gear, f** the game f** the sh** yo I put you to shame You won't even know your motherf**in name, after I finish wit'chu I'll end the spinach wit'chu, I'll put innings to you f** around make the game and I'll bring the linens to you You can't dress for sh**, you won't test for sh**, you ain't the best for sh** fu*k YOU~!