Nalyd - f**ery lyrics

I'm the itch you can't scratch, MSRA bumps all over your back when you just wanna lay down and take a nap Yes what you see is what you get I'm ugly,fat and I wear skinny jeans despite all that I have no symphathy for no whack man,b**h,f*g or dykish brat Went to your dads funeral and laughed Yep, thats why nobody wants to be where I'm at And im oddly content with that Here are my fun facts My appearence is sh**, Theres thirteen ticks crawling out the eye of my dick My existence is omit, I look like a lunatic that just won't quit Come try and get at me pricks White boy looking sketchy with his skate shoes to shoot up the high school with Even my own mom said this Dylan you won't be sh** You'll live off wic and do that smarta** rap sctick And quit the first job you ever get You dress like you want a dick But f** it i guess i just came one huh Look at me so ignorant,beligerent and inconsiderate with the spitting image of my father it is no motherf**ing difference I've discovered just a little bit of why my rhyme isnt getting the attention of a casual fan Is it your pigment man Nah It's cause I look like the elephant man and an evil villan had a baby in a rape van Than they prematurely pulled me out of the vaginal band 9 months happened and when I was born the doctor hit me in the f**ing face with the bedpan My teeth are more yellow that the inside of a corn can Although, on the other hand I look like I should of been aborted because I was unplanned and hey i would understand I'll be damned did you know I am only on this earth to disguise my self as a man and hide my red tan because im say tan My name isn't really Nalyd It's Lucifer The executioner newcomer ready to loosen ya Lucid pewtrid hatred My verbatims iron maiden with no mistaken statements blunt blatant invisble vacant and quadrouple rated-x I'm really not at all complex, I look suspect but there isn't much more to me I have no friends and no respect for authority and I like to mastubrate on message boads come log-in to see Myy loner traits reflect how I'm such a wreck and what else would you expect I'm so desperate i wouldn't reject oral s** even if she had s**ty s** insects crawling out of her f**ing neck Paid her off with my disabiltiy check and said baby you the best at that Perhaps I might just text your girl back in all caps Tell her to whip my a** with a strap until i turn black Because then i might look hack enough to record a track Relax your who*e is still intact In fact, I might just wear a strap on my nose and f** her in her bellybu*ton hole holmes Cause you h*mos already know that I'll take off all my clothes expose my other nose in a strangers home I dont know I guess im just nutty with a flow I guess im just Kid Cudi in a hole I guess I'm just bloody in a bathtub about to overflow sh** i dunno the people in this house I'm scared whats happening theres maggots falling out of my mouth And i just wanna go home I want you to listen to me until you ears errode and make you look like Vinny Van Gogh I'm on my what the f** i said so You heard me ho The way you see me write its not lyrics its corrupted manifesto First come, First serve f** was my first word, b**h was my second eat a dick was my third word to Big Sean swerve Oh as quick as i came yep thats as quick as I'll go If you feeling froggy then leap but motherf**er just know\ If you could go through one walk down this road You'll never get a jacket to protect you from my kinda cold Don't feel my flow then breakaway, Make like Lebron James b**h fadeaway Go ahead b**h keep paving the way, Commercial rappers with nothing to say I'll send you off with a b**h wave from that top spot best believe I don't got that 40 cal Glock co*ked but i can catch you asleep and make a vine of me tying six cinderblocks to your feet And drown you in my swamp slash creek and laughing as you sink And post it on vine and get a retweet from chief keef And get continuous RTs for GBE weeks b**h I'm top notch and got more hard knocks that a p**nstars co*k stop You'll never compare to me The games sleeping on me but i'm sleeping in an electric chair you see Double dog dare me to be the greatest emcee Yeah the day that happens to me is day i walk on air And when i spit like this it starts to feel unfair You want me to hold a camera there okay I'll record me f**ing your mom on her swivel chair I look like I hold a camera damn brah im lyrical viagra throwin temper tantras and you scared to respond like you just seen a tarantula No stoppin for stamina crushing ya gargantuan and yall acting shocked and knocked like your rhymes just ran out, Look no way out, No plan b route Welcome to hell no rain here just drought, Day in and day out I point out how yall look like yall quiet and just ran out, s** my dick like a blunt thick inhale and blow out, Ain't now where to go now, Throw a silent fit f** couting bars i rap layin bricks matter of fact i get chapped lips from spitting rap like this until the f**ing track rips Look at me, How can it be I thought I could just rap and have this sh** handed to me Well if you're not gonna hand it to me then take that hand and stick it in your pants grab your dick and make the sh** dance Stop playing with it Lance because if you shake it more than twice ya playin with it damn You think im playan not by a motherf**in slim chance Damn If I could just do all this sh** different And if I hadn't said all the right things would you even listened I feel like I'm in prisoned can't escape all these comparisons When these people don't even know how much I can embara** them Keep talkin... I'll keep walkin I've gotcha, I've stopped ya You bout as real as a soap opera Oh you think you so popular you live in a town that no one would even see if they owned a pair a binoculars So save the bullsh** cause im not gonna stoop that low to respond to ya Eat a dick in a pond like you with Jenifer Lopez in that B movie Anaconda Were arent the same pahtna use a comma when you mention me as a part of ya within this genre huh Because as you can tell from this im stronga huh, We got a promblem yau So watch me pull out all the stops full throttle no hands on the wheel sianar brah