Naked & Shameless - Four Food Groups lyrics

Four food groups for a growin' boy Four food groups for a growin' boy These are the nutrients to employ If you wanna crush, k** and destroy We're talkin' caffeine, nicotine, alcohol and p**y Four food groups for a growin' boy Four food groups for a growin' boy No tofu, gra** or soy No vitamins B, C or double D Just caffeine, nicotine, alcohol and p**y Four food groups for a growin' boy Four food groups for a growin' boy These are the nutrients to employ Not kimchi, salad, kraut or bok choy We're talkin' caffeine, nicotine, alcohol and p**y They say you are what you eat You know the same day they say it's gonna rain tomorrow The same day they say the king is dead The same day they say interest rates are gonna crawl up your a** And rip out you colon before you can say mortgage Yeah, that day Anyway, they say you are what you eat Like if you eat beef, you'll be beefy Or if you eat a hot dog You'll be a hot diggity mother-f**in' dog Or if you eat asparagus You're gonna end up bein' some tall skinny green dude With a pointy head But I wanna clear up one thing right now And I wanna make it real clear I ain't no Goddamn p**y! Four food groups for a growin' boy Four food groups for a growin' boy Wyss' family Robinson serves up the pets Stay dry as a bone I get it on and make it wet With caffeine, nicotine, alcohol and p**y Caffeine, nicotine, alcohol and p**y Caffeine, nicotine, alcohol and p**y Caffeine, nicotine, alcohol and p**y Caffeine, nicotine, alcohol and p**y Caffeine, nicotine, alcohol and p**y