Nacho Pica**o - Phantom of the Opera lyrics

[Verse 1] This part of Washington only breeds the bad apples I got a bad b**h married in a black chapel I got a fat b**h married her in White Castle Congratulations a**hole f** your graduation ta**el My mind warped so a n***a move in warp speed For that dough I torpeed more trees Your b**h tryna kick it, guess she gon' score a three I'm horny so I sent her home with sore knees Like who*e, please, cop the fit with my court fees The black Zach but I lack a Lark Vorhies Swangin' from my chain like some motherf**in' door keys Normal s** bores me, I only dig orgies Slept on ignored me now they can't afford me Wasn't checkin' for me now them same b**hes adore me But that's another story now back to watchin' Maury Wasn't room for me 'til they heard For The Glory Man these n***as corny [Hook] n***a look at me, I'm the Phantom of the Opera Jack slurps, wack surf, I'm crackin' up with these rap f**s n***as pushin' key like a Phantom of the Opera Get hacked up, back trunk, I'm laughing back in my black tux Mask on your face like a Phantom of the Opera Bad b**hes we snatch 'em up, got em lappin' up, better wrap 'em up Felt like a sheiza he a Phantom 'til they got ya That maui wowie that pack a punch, try actin' tough and we'll snatch your lunch [Verse 2] Born premature A premadonna Drunk in Tijuana blacked out yelling Team Rihanna Every time she cross my mind I need to find some cream pajamas I wear that p**y out, on mommas, that's commas Your girl play with my stick like an*log Cause I stick out, her n***a like camouflage I'm with Amanda Knox, lip syncing Diana Ross Sweet mahogany, monogamy is comedy She comin' on to me, I crumble like economies Hit her with that straight face, followin' lobotomies I think they scared of being fly like la bamba be I'm at Bahama breeze blowin' on Bahama weed In elementary I used to pinch my momma's trees So when they mention me it's followed up by evil deeds Ben Segal, slouched back in a regal key Barbarian, Hennessy's my medieval mead [Hook] [Outro] You don't come to my friend's house, with your f*ggot friends, breaking windows, making a mess. Here's what's gonna happen: (?). You're gonna apologize to all these people and you're gonna get on your bikes and pedal your ugly a**es out of here. We're gentlemen, so we're gonna give you the choice Yeah, you can leave in peace Or you can stay and die