Nacho Pica**o - Lemony Snicket lyrics

[Intro: Sam Lachow] H to the E to the Double L O Thanks for calling my cellular phone I couldn't make it at the moment Hope that you understand Just leave your name and number I'll get back when I can I'm all tied up I'm the busiest man And if you called to kick it Well yes I am, down So at the beeping sound Just leave a little message that should be 'bout now [Verse 1: Nacho Pica**o] Jiminy Cricket silence critics when I spit it Lemony Snicket acting violent out of pigment Dying when I stick it she be crying when I kick it I ain't dialing seven digits 'less she ride with seven b**hes Her booty poking out like she hiding seven midgets Been high for seven days, I can't help but look suspicious If I can find a gal who ain't slept with all my n***as It'd probably be for nothing because I slept with all her sisters Moor gang militia who*e gang's malicious More mind your bidness, and ignore my mistress I would explain it all, but go find Clarissa I went to get a latte and f**ed up her wrist-a Oops I meant barista Scooped her like Batista Party like [?] [?] Your party's like my pre-funk Harley had my teeth numb I'll pop it like I'm re-run And paint her face with precum [Hook x2] Dance, Dance, Rally Dance, Dance, Rally Dance, Dance, Rally Dance, Dance, Rally [Chorus: Sam Lachow] Hey, oh There he goes The man who stole the weed I was about to smoke When I wasn't looking he was out the door Now I got no weed to roll [Verse 2: Sam Lachow] The chow! My name is Sammy, but you can call me Huck What up Andre Nickatina [?], What up Banana goo we never losing half an appetite I've been lucky to blow the best of the best since apple pipes We would Hotbox the droptop with salsa Hit the jojo then we gogo from the popopopo Potentially Highest human being in the high school a**embly I'm a friend of thee I'm known as essentially Sammy A.K.A. my ex-landlords enemy Hennessy and shrooms in my big blue room Now I can't tell the difference between my dog and the hue Man Excuse me now for acting rediculous I'm nocturnal Walked off of Dracula's b**hes Is it just me or is that [?] Why we bumping fast cars Can't think of a last bar but f** it [Hook x2] [Chorus] [Outro: Sam Lachow] I said I don't like the Seattle police I said I don't like the Seattle police And I won't bite when they ask me to speak I said I won't bite when they ask me to speak