K-Lou, we're ready to record, man So tell them broads they gotta cut out (Hey man, they say they ain't goin nowhere till they hear you guys rap) Aight man, but we get done they gots to go [ TL & Jay Tee ] So you wanna hear us rap, well here is what we'll do I be player number one - and I be player number two Would you like to hear a tune that we've already said Or would you like to hear a little something from the head? Well, from the head it is and here is how it goes Jay Tee calls me Train - and TL calls me Vogues I'm the one on dank - that smells just like a skunk And I'm the one on drank - that's why he's always drunk So if you wanna ( *lighter flickers* ) then you'll have to talk to Tee But if you wanna ( *bottle crashes* ) then you'll have to talk to me We both like bangin broads, or should we say a chick I like em nice and tiny - I like em nice and thick We'll take you to our room and we will give you s** That you cannot get from ordinary pecks I be up on the bed - I be down on the flo' We'll give you what we got until we got no mo' That's when we'll have to stop, so put back on your clothes And say goodbye to Train - and say goodbye to Vogues Cause you gotta go