N-Dubz - Skit lyrics

(Dappy) I feel like a slaag! In so bar for too long, time to get tipsy Don't mean if I buy you a drink now, come later you're gonna lips me Look girl, dagger then dash it like a frisby Ay s**y, let me be, tell your boyfriend wait, cheat I heard he MC's is that true, whats his name? f** all these other funny guys, they're ga**ed I can make a k**er album then dash Ba-Barbados splash We can be together on a boat and mash Me and fifi make cash Suttin' them man never make, BRAP When I was 15 I was told to hold a strap And if I wanna be a badman run into the gaffa! Man said his CD was seert! But when I put it on there, was less lookin at the speakers like 1, 2 ,3 My mum could rap better than that, (YOUR sh*t) Everything about you, say it like Jordan you've been in a studio all your life And you still ain't come up with nothin, what are you recordin? BMT show, not even your dad was applauding Even da bouncer was snoring (zzz) You see us man we roll 10 man deep on the tour bus You ain't tight with your friends, they snake you now your life's boring Prick had a dream about being a star, did a little video, rented a car Holding a cigar thinkin jay-z or someones gonna come along and sign him... (Fazer) You're a punk that rolls with 25 pricks Makes a mistake, and end your life quick Keep sayin you're gonna come to my bits 'Cause you kick wasteman and make dust like.. What?! Narh fam, I don't give a sh** Big man still actin like a little kid Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah It's not my fault your girl's on my page more than yours, little dick I'm going in more than a little bit Didn't wanna mention your name to the track but, ayyaaaayy f** you, you fat little sh** (fat little sh**) I'm real, on mic I show sk**s, stop talking about gun, you don't k** You think your so ill Been to over 20 meetings and you still ain't got a deal (got a deal, got a deal, got) You're stalling, I make dough when you're in a bed snoring Four in the morning, up breath yawning, you might not see me Can't prevent the world tourin I'm nineteen and I'm exploring, I'm rising up, you're falling I'm scorching, you're boring, going full width, not back like forskin Back then I kick you off the see-saw Now you gimme it back now you roll with the rebor You might be old, but I'm stil rogile Young but I still treat mine like an older You the type to say I'm getting popcorn tonight And still hit the sat holding your bo*er next day Chat crap to everyone sayin that you banged two holes You're a joker (Dappy) I'm a nigel, straight, you're a fan, like stan on the Eminem track with dido I remember when I had a runny nose tryna draw down girls at the lido Then I thought wait, can't knock, gotta break the door Nowdays at an N-dubz roll, psycho fans camp from the day before Girls love putting it on the plate, what you hatin for? (Fazer) I tell a girl you were linkin (linkin) She said 'Course, yo, but my man's over there, wingeing' She said 'I'm on a Blackberry hype, add me tonight' Shh, baby its a ping ting Didn't know her man was an MC too I was like 'what where who?' Ah, that dickhead ain't even had 4000 views on youtube