HUBLARGHH Alright I am ready Cover you ears kids Grandpa's in a mean way tonight Khakh! I drank half a case of Tecate So I could get sloppy enough to do my job properly I'm probably the only psychopath who works this constantly But I don't know how else to be, and nobody is stopping me I get frustrated, stating that I hate it But still getting berated and told I am overrated Well I guess f** you, f** you, and f** you I don't need you to tell me what I can't do I'm the king of the jungle, I run this zoo Now get out of my cage or I'll start slingin' poo Pee Yoo that's a stank a** rhyme Yes I know I'm cringe, that is by design I don't hide from my feelings I'm no good at dealing with My self-image, so I stay fringe-scrimmaged twenty-four-seven I need one of those Frankenstein girls from the 7-Eleven Who stays up all night and knows the right way to heaven And I'm quite alright if she is less than a seven As long as her taste ain't sh** And that ain't no bit The last chick I was with made me sit through some bullsh** And I am legit an elitist prick Who won't stick my dick in no idiots Unless they live in convenient driving distance My s** life is not a thriving business Probably because I have such ire For every single person aged zero or higher I admire not heroes but an hero My life is a scene from Apocalypse Zero My strife is obscene and is not endearing When I sing, people scream, and demand that I go Believe me like you don't even know How much I wouldn't be here if could just throw All my stuff in a bag and be on the road To the edge of the earth, and jump in a black hole k** me