Mystikal - Short Story lyrics

[Verse 1] Woke up this morning Rocked up Dick hard like wolverine claws Got up Yeah I think I got to piss Then my dick said "naw motherf**er you were dreaming 'bout a b**h!! Remember that chick With the hips Who walk with that switch She was talking that sh**?" Oh yeah man ya girl ha? b**h fine Matter of fact I'mma call her a** right now *ch-Bling* "b**h what's happening!? Yeah yeah... blah blah... b**h what's happening!? Ready to wear that p**y out At the house Make me shout Like a man Bout to knock it out the box" She said "yeah that's what your mouth say" I said "let's take to living room And see just what the couch say!" She said "later on today?" My dick said "fu*k NAW HOE!! WE ALREADY ON OUR WAY!!" [Hook] That b**h that b**h that b**h She got me stiff That ho that choke that ho that choke She got me hot in the snow That broad that broad that broad that broad She got me hard That woman that woman that woman that woman She know how to make my dick touch stomach [Verse 2] *Boom Boom* To the southside I said "*bamp bamp* b**h *bamp bamp* b**h I'm outside!! You gone get yours Now open your mouth wide" She said "pull that motherf**er out And show me what you talking 'bout!" Guess jeans flew off like a jet Ain't clowning it was gone in seconds I ain't lying n***a probably broke a record 'on ya mark get set' You motherf**ing well right and now I was down that ho neck!! She made me hit that 'GOOD LAWD!!' Toes curling up Dick jumping at her jaw like a frog Boy! This ho here a dog She getting rubbernecked And bumping up against the wall She hit that head like a champ I popped that f**ing co*k out her mouth And hit a left and broke a lamp!!! Damn!! it won't hold It ain't quitting Time for the 5 'o clock whistle Bout to blow!! *WOOOOOOOOOH!!!* [Hook] [Verse 3] I don' f**ed around And started hearing noise I'm like "hold on b**h Where my motherf**ing drawers!?" She said "they right here on the floor f** wrong with you n***a??" I said "b**h you got somebody at the door!!!" *ah-Booga Booga* "aww hell..." She said "sh**!! that's my old man Who just got out of jail!!!" I said "For what?" She said "domesticated violence! He crazy get in the closet!" I said "b**h I know you lying!!!" Boy! I was just about to slug her 'til that n***a kicked the door I hit that closet like a motherf**er He grabbed that ho and said "b**h what you doing? Where that n***a at? I know your a** in here screwing!!" That ho toast I'm roast in here stewing My heart double timing And my chest twitching And this is the worst thing I've ever seen without doing I woke up from that dream Like "what the f** am I doing!!?" [Hook]