Mystery Science Theater 3000 - Every Country Has a Monster lyrics

[JONAH] Reptilicus is silly, but he really illustrates The great array of monsters all over the place Not just in Japan, but across the planet An "A-to-Z" gamut—a gargantuan panoply [TOM] Example, please? [JONAH] Well, name a land [TOM] Belize [JONAH] Oh, geez; easy peasy, mes amis See, in the Yucatan you can meet El Cadejo In Belize they believe in him They're not afraid to say so [TOM] Scotland? [JONAH] Nessie's livin' up in a loch [TOM] How 'bout Poland? [JONAH] A scary scarecrow named Bubak [CROW] Huh; so...it's not just Godzilla? [TOM] Well, duh, Crow; there's a lot that could k** ya' [CROW] Hey! [JONAH] Tom... [TOM] Sorry, Crow [CROW] Okay [TOM] Bros? [CROW] Sho [TOM] Yo, Jonah, how's the chorus go? [JONAH] Every country has a monster They're afraid of in their nation [JONAH, TOM AND CROW] Every monster has a country Yeah, a station they call their home [CROW] Gunter, glieben, glauchen, Crow-ben [TOM] What turned the musk deer's guts to spaghetti? [JONAH] Was it in Tibet? [TOM] Yep [JONAH] I bet he met a yeti [CROW] Australia? [JONAH] There, drop bears will impale ya [TOM] Then they'll sell ya hella-touristy paraphernalia [JONAH] Chupacabra's chewin' up cattle down in Mexico Déélgééd's horn is gorein', battling the Navajo Congo's kongamato is a mongo flying dino I know I don't want to die But when I do, he'll be the guy [TOM/CROW] Whoa! [TOM] So, Crow? [CROW] Servo? [TOM] Ready to go? [CROW] Start slow [TOM] Kropermann is a monster from Luxembourg [CROW] Who's actually the size of Luxembourg [TOM] He crushed the whole country of Luxembourg [BOTH] Because he is the size of Luxembourg [JONAH] What?!? [CROW] Egypt's got mummies like Tutankhamun [TOM] Leprechaun on the lawn in Boston Common [JONAH] You bots got the hang of it The song's really kickin' [ALL] CHICKITY-CHINA, THE CHINESE CHICKEN! [JONAH] (spoken) And by that I mean Jiufeng and Peng, giant Chinese birds, and one of them turns into a fish. Anyway... (sung) Gnus, k**er shrews and the loup-garou Baba Yaga, Jorōgumo and the impundulu Now you guys realize the surprising size Of all the worldwide daikaiju [ALL] Every country has a monster They're afraid of in their nation Every monster [GYPSY] (Sasquatch!) [ALL] Has a country [JONAH] (That's Canada!) [ALL] Yeah, a station they call their home [TOM] (Tatzelwurm for the Swiss!) [ALL] Every country [CROW] (Scandinavia!) [ALL] Has a monster [JONAH] (Kraken!) [ALL] They're afraid of [TOM] (Kinga!) [ALL] In their nation (Moon 13!) Every monster has a country Yeah, we've got movie sign