Mystery Science Theater 3000 - The Canada Song lyrics

[Verse 1: Tom Servo] Oh I wish I was back in old Canada, A land which I never shall lampoon How I pine for the ice covering Lake Manitoba And the beauty that is Saskatoon! [Verse 2: Mike] Oh, I wish I was stuck in the hills of Alberta, Drinking beer with some big dumb guy trapping fur! As he scraped and chiseled all the moose dung off his boots I would learn that he's the Prime Minister! [Servo] Oh stop that! [Verse 3: Crow] Oh, I wish I was in the land that gave us Peter Jennings, Alanis Morissette, Mike Myers, too! [Servo] Yeah! [Crow] No, I take that back, I wouldn't go there even if you paid me Oh Canada, you are a place I must eschew! [Servo] Now this is not in the spirit I intended! [Mike] Oh, come on, give in! I mean, after all, they gave us Ed the Sock and Rush! [Crow] Yeah, what are you defending? They're such feebs! [Servo] Okay, I'll try! [Mike] All right! Good man! [Verse 4: Servo] Oh, I wish I was blowing up Prince Edward Island And going on to bomb Ontario, heh heh! The destruction of Canada and all of its culture Is by far my fav-o-rite scenario! [Mike] Okay, well that's a little strong.... [Servo] No, no, you were right Mike, this is much more fun! Just where the hell does Canada get off sharing a border With countries far superior to it? [Crow] Yikes! [Servo] Why, you lousy, stinking, francophonic, bacon-loving ba*tards, Your country's just a giant piece of sh-