[Verse 1] OK here's a little story player's gather around Imma show you how this Puppy Eyed Player get down Man I never had to struggle when the times got hard Had plenty girls coming off they food stamp card Here's an example, one day I was bored on Twitter I threw a crazy tweet out just knowing I could get her She told me she was shy and she was scared to say sh** 30 minutes later we was down in her basement I thought she was a dog how she treated my bone Screaming loud like she didn't say her mom was home Had this chick with gla**es who stayed on my mind She was cute, cross eyes but oh so fine And we would talk from the sun up til' it got dark One day we decided to take a walk in the park Now all my stories is real I don't tell no fables We end up getting down on the picnic table Man them goodies was speechless I ain't know what to say Sad thing I ain't heard from her since that Ay but I can't get mad do your thing sweetheart I was cool I was the guy that gave you your start You showed me who you is, but I know who you ain't Cuz in my eyes you a freak and to your mom you a saint And now you running around these clubs giving kitty for free The same way you gave it to your man Jéan P [Hook] [Repeat 2X] Some people say I'm doing the most But I got what I needed so I might as well brag and boast Now in the bed you was doing the most So I lay back and let you take the ride while I glide and coast [Verse 2] Ay man I do what I do and I lay where they lay Had some girls that wasn't small but they pay like they weigh I'm talking clothes and shoes, putting gas in my whip I call them five in the morning and they don't even trip Don't let the size intimidate you because they freak so reckless At least you know in the morning you getting breakfast Thick in the right places with they clothes on Sometimes you take it off and it's...all wrong Had this nubian chick with some golden dreads Good with my words she believed all that I said Long distance so it's a lot of texting and Skyping I had her wet just off the words I was typing That long distance love played anyway She won't even speak to me to this day She ignoring my text won't give me no holler All she really want back is that $40 [Hook] [Repeat 2X] Some people say I'm doing the most But I got what I needed so I might as well brag and boast Now in the bed you was doing the most So I lay back and let you take the ride while I glide and coast [Verse 3] Cuz I done had older chicks that kept me in they mix Give me a gla** of wine while watching some Netflix A girl who wants to be a feminist and politician Was down for the campaign in all of my positions My hippie chick who enjoyed nature and flowers Getting all the free love I wanted for some hours She loved my Woodstock but that was nothing like my Cleveland chick But she was fighting man always in the streets and sh** I had crazy broads that didn't give a damn Leaving comments like (Yaaaaaaas!) all on my Instagram Girls that made me sad, girls that made me happy Girls that's from Columbus, girls from Cincinnati Girls that used to work on the stripper pole Girls that never really tried ish before Now some might get mad and some won't understand But at the end of the day I'm a grown a** man [Outro] I'm just playing ladies you know the Puppy Eyed Playa love all yall Uncle Jerry: Bullsh**! [laughs]